Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I m still alive.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT? A. WIDOW

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

Love is Photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain. Gud Morning!

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

Q: What is the similirity between SEX and SHOPPING? A: MAN can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

A Guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.